WIT|SATIRE
Yet it’s totally normal
We begin the day with coffee. Spiked. A little rum in the coffee never ever harmed any individual. Ever before come across a hot toddy? It’s like that, however different. It’s in the early morning. With our avocado salute or a smoothie chaser. This sought early morning yoga. We have to look after ourselves, besides.
We are very operating grownups, looking for love and function, living on an island like Nantucket or in a large city like Charlotte. We stand up early; we stay up late. We are absolutely able to function effectively when we change our blood with an alcohol drip. When we brunch, we have mimosas. And child, do we breakfast! In some cases we have mimosas and Bellinis! By the bottle. Do not stress. It’s not a trouble. We do this all the time. Do we make doubtful life selections? We do. Are we in a continuous state of inebriation seemingly unsusceptible to real consequence? We are.
After breakfast, it is time to lunch. Lunch at the club or the great dining establishment or the yard balcony. A mixed drink with lunch is sensible. We strive. We are consenting grownups besides. We do not eat much because we see what we consume, and we have to conserve every one of our daily calories for the massive quantity of alcohol we have yet to ingest.